400ml Water Bottle showing "The great thing...Numpty..." drinkware "The most dangerous thing in

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400ml Water Bottle showing "The great thing...Numpty..." drinkware "The most dangerous thing in"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 metres!" This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at