Moister Than An Oyster Trucker Hat Letter color:Brown Warning: may clear the pool

Warning: may clear the pool 😌

Grab yours now before your mom finds out what it means and tells you to take it down

and making people do double takes

this hat has your back (and your

- Outdrinking your cousin Kevin who “swears he’s 50% Irish”

Moister Than An Oyster Trucker Hat Letter color:Brown Warning: may clear the poolMoister Than an Oyster Trucker Hat Are you *dripping* with confidence? Always making waves wherever you go? Then this hat is calling your name (probably in a sultry whisper). With the bold and slightly unsettling phrase *Moister Than an Oyster* slapped right across the front, this trucker hat is guaranteed to turn heads, spark conversations, and maybe even make a few people uncomfortable which, honestly, is half the fun. **Why You Need This Hat:**