400ml Water Bottle showing "Never make plans...." Man Flu "The great thing about GETTING

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a TOTAL PRICK at 100 metres

"Always Follow Your Heart (but take your brain along for the journey)"

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 metres"

"Only a WOMAN who has given birth without an epidural can truly appreciate MAN FLU"

This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle

400ml Water Bottle showing "Never make plans...." Man Flu "The great thing about GETTING"Never make plans for the day. The word PREMEDITATED will bite you on the ass in the courtroom." This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. The water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go.