Morticia's Floral Shoppe Tee Size:S Every December you say "this

Every December you say "this was the craziest year yet" and every January proves you wrong

You brought fangs and flames

Some meditate

the schedule is clear

Distressed golden yellow ink design featuring a longhorn bull silhouette above bold vintage-style lettering reading "Bull Shirt" in large stacked text

Morticia's Floral Shoppe Tee Size:S Every December you say "thisYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,